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Doctors Waiting Room Embarrassment
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes
it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.
An 76 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me
what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a
room full, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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A Talking Clock?
Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple
of friends late one night, a drunk Female yuppie led the way to her
bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.
"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied.
"A talking clock - seriouiouously?"
"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Just Watch" she said.
She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash ' and
stepped back. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment
in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f*#k's
sake you stupid b#*%! , it's ten past three in the f*#!**# morning!!!"
The Good , the Bad and the real Ugly
Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.
Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several por n n movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.
Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hoooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do
"Work Communication Skills"
A Talking Clock?
Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple
of friends late one night, a drunk Female yuppie led the way to her
bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.
"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied.
"A talking clock - seriouiouously?"
"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Just Watch" she said.
She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash ' and
stepped back. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment
in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f*#k's
sake you stupid b#*%! , it's ten past three in the f*#!**# morning!!!"
The Good , the Bad and the real Ugly
Good : Your wife is pregnant.Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.
Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several por n n movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.
Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hoooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do