South African Humour
Sunblock Product List
Koolasun Specifications
Body Lotions
What are UV Rays
Sunburn and Treatment
Skin Cancer
Kids and Sun Exposure
Sun Exposure Benefits
SA Weather
SA UV Index
Information on the Sun
Fun Pages
Order / Quotation
Sunblock Product List
Contact Us

Contact Details

Tel. 012 811 0065
Tel. 012 811 5218
Fax. 086 590 7868

P O Box 11384
Pretoria East
South Africa

CANSA Approved

Online Games

Fun and Jokes Page 1
Fun and Jokes Page 2
Fun and Jokes Page 3

Doctors Waiting Room Embarrassment

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 76 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Support our Page Sponsors

Menstrual Blues?

..... An interesting fact...

A recent scientific study found that women find different
male faces attractive , depending on where they are in their
menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she
will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And when
she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set
on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump
up his arse.

Page Sponsor

An Honest Taxi Driver?

Honest Taxi Driver

"Work Communication Skills"

Staff Notice

A Talking Clock?

Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Female yuppie led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.

"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied.

"A talking clock - seriouiouously?"

"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."

"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.

"Just Watch" she said.

She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash ' and stepped back. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f*#k's sake you stupid b#*%! , it's ten past three in the f*#!**# morning!!!"

The Good , the Bad and the real Ugly

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several por n n movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hoooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do


South african jokes, funnies, humour, funny photographs. The funniest web-pages in South Africa

Have Fun in the Sun with KoolaSun